"I think there's just one kind of folks. Folks."
"I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!"
"You can never really know someone completely. That’s why it’s the most terrifying thing in the world, really—taking someone on faith, hoping they’ll take you on faith too. It’s such a precarious balance, It’s a wonder we do it at all. And yet.."
"When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time."
"Don't be afraid of enemies who attack you. Be afraid of the friends who flatter you."
"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
"The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them."
"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
"I am afraid to show you who I really am, because if I show you who I really am, you might not like it--and that's all I got."
"You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation."
"We're actors — we're the opposite of people!"
"A man is like a novel- until the very last page you don't know how it will end. Otherwise it wouldn't even be worth reading."