God

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
"Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something."
"I hate you, God. I hate you as though you actually exist."
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
"We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be."
"You cannot conceive, nor can I, of the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God."
"I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."
"Pain insists upon being attended to. God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our consciences, but shouts in our pains. It is his megaphone to rouse a deaf world."
"The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us."
"This is what I believe- That I am I. That my soul is a dark forest. That my known self will never be more than a little clearing in the forest. That gods, strange gods, come forth from the forest into the clearing of my known self, and then go back. That I must have the courage to let them come and go. That I will never let mankind put anything over me, but that I will try always to recognize and submit to the gods in me and the gods in other men and women. There is my creed."
"The Buddhists say there are 149 ways to God. I'm not looking for God, only for myself, and that is far more complicated. God has had a great deal written about Him; nothing has been written about me. God is bigger, like my mother, easier to find, even in the dark. I could be anywhere, and since I can't describe myself I can't ask for help."
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."