John Green

"Books are the ultimate Dumpees- put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back."
"I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous."
"The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive."
"For a moment, she was quiet. Then she grabbed my hand, whispered, Run run run run run, and took off, pulling me behind her."
"Everything that comes together falls apart. When you stopped wishing things wouldn't fall apart, you stopped suffering when they did."
"God will punish the wicked. And before He does, we will."
"Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war"
"Muhammad brought the promise that anyone could find fulfillment and everlasting life through allegiance to the one true God. The Buddah held out hope that the suffering could be transcended. Jesus brought the message that even the last shall be first, that even the tax collectors and lepers - the outcasts - had cause for hope. And so that is the question I leave you with in this final- What is your cause for hope."
"Here's to all the places we went. And all the places we'll go. And here's to me, whispering again and again and again and again- iloveyou"
"She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten- You've already got a mom."
"If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos"
"I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them."